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 Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:07 pm Post subject: Re: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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hooker shoes?
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| Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:14 pm Post subject: Re: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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so the hookers have to go bare footed????
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| Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:39 pm Post subject: Re: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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| ropingk wrote: | | so the hookers have to go bare footed???? |
Yes so we can break their feet with a baseball bat when they refuse to put out.
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| Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 11:46 am Post subject: RE: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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| could be......
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ropingk
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| Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 9:43 pm Post subject: Re: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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| paul06660 wrote: | | ropingk wrote: | | so the hookers have to go bare footed???? |
Yes so we can break their feet with a baseball bat when they refuse to put out. |
Well Im thinking "NOT PUTTING OUT" is most likely NOT what they usually are saying
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| Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 8:01 am Post subject: RE: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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Remember, hookers aren't people, they're already dead inside.
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| Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 8:45 am Post subject: Re: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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I thought that was zombies 
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| Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 11:38 am Post subject: Re: RE: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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| Willard wrote: | | Remember, hookers aren't people, they're already dead inside. |
Like me?
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| Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 11:48 pm Post subject: Re: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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so you are a hooker zoombie--vampire
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| Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 7:44 pm Post subject: RE: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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So i thought it would be fun to google image search hooker zoombie--vampire
Here are two of the front page results.
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| Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 10:30 pm Post subject: Re: RE: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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| Kit wrote: | So i thought it would be fun to google image search hooker zoombie--vampire
Here are two of the front page results.
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Well, duh. Have you seen Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue? I mean, it's chocked full of hooker zoombie--vampires.
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| Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 11:17 pm Post subject: Re: RE: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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| horrorshow chelloveck wrote: | | Kit wrote: | So i thought it would be fun to google image search hooker zoombie--vampire
Here are two of the front page results.
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Well, duh. Have you seen Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue? I mean, it's chocked full of hooker zoombie--vampires. |
That's hot?
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| Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 11:30 pm Post subject: Re: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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Night of the Bloodsuckers plot from IMDB:
| Quote: | A rather insane horror film from the Philippines has a couple sailors on leave when they notice a buddy taken to a cemetery by a hooker. When their buddy doesn't show back up they go out looking for him and discover a vampire pimp (John Carradine) and his three vampire hookers. This is a really stupid film that is pure exploitation but if you enjoy bad movies then there's enough here to keep you going. If the thought of a fair to poor movie scares you then it's best you stay away from this one. The movie is incredibly stupid on so many levels and that includes dialogue like "Coffins are for being laid to rest...not for being laid". You also have exploitation legend Vic Diaz playing a loser who wants to be a vampire but can't help farting inside his coffin, which keeps him from being able to sleep at night. The performances, as expected, are beyond bad and that includes the three hookers, although thankfully they do get naked. They get naked during a nearly ten-minute orgy scene, which has to be one of the worst ones ever filmed. Then we have Carradine who is once again playing a vampire and here we get to see him with fake plastic fangs. He appears to be having fun at the age of 72 so you can't blame him. The Philippines have delivered all sorts of strange exploitation films over the past few decades but none of nutty as this one here. It's certainly trash but just sit back and try to laugh. And don't forget to stay tuned during the closing credits to here the song "Vampire Hookers (They Suck More Than Blood)".
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:16 pm Post subject: Re: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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| ropingk wrote: | | so you are a hooker zoombie--vampire |
You missed the ninja part. Very important. I look more like this:
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:38 pm Post subject: Re: About a mile west of 65 on the north side of Kearney |
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