An historic vs. A historic

[BROUSER]

Wasn't wimpy Air Force. But I wasn't gung ho bullet stopping Marine, either. My rectum remains unviolated, so I wasn't in the Navy.

[Sertile]

It's also common for people to replace terminal A's with ER's.

That's more of a New England thing, though I did have a Sunday school teacher who made a habit of saying "idear." I dated a girl from up there once and people called her "Amander." They also have no concept of pop vs. soda, based on my experiences attempting to order a soft drink.

Don't forget about the way the letter R does not exist much or rural New England. Instead of "Marker" it's Maka.

The one thing I liked about New England is the use of the word "Wicked".

Oh Jesus Christ, I had the hardest time trying to pronounce city names in Massachusetts. I was constantly being corrected. There's no rhyme or reason to it whatsoever. Letters are just randomly dropped and replaced by alien sounds, and there's not even a consistent way of pronouncing similar names. Worcester is "Wooster," for instance, Dedham is "Dead-um," but Eastham is "East-ham."

[Hiccup]

Wasn't wimpy Air Force. But I wasn't gung ho bullet stopping Marine, either. My rectum remains unviolated, so I wasn't in the Navy.

how long in the army? stationed anywhere cool?

[BROUSER]

Frankfurt, Germany.

[piplnr65656]

what were you in basic training for, brouser? have i asked you this before? i forgot, sorry

gezz lady. we coverd this like 2 years ago.

In Vermont the town of Berry is spelled Barre.

[redox]

I worked with a guy who pronounced "lunch" as "lernch" and "your's" as "Yern"

[Hiccup]

gezz lady. we coverd this like 2 years ago.

yeah i figured...i guess brousers just not that interesting

[Hiccup]

I worked with a guy who pronounced "lunch" as "lernch" and "your's" as "Yern"

"y'uns" is fucking annoying

[tyler]

coopon

peecan

pelican

the state of orson

niles winston

and marsupial playground is a place for games

[White Rabbit]

okay, so you know how the word "pinch" is supposed to rhyme with "inch"

WR says "peench"

what a doofus

That's cause I'm usually saying something like, "Y'ant me to peench yer titty?"

[Hiccup]

i guy i work with says hiccup "heeccup"

maybe you should peench his titty

[BROUSER]

Strangely enough, my brother doesn't pronounce the g in words like "sing." So he actually says "seen a sawn." I have no idea where that comes from.

[Sertile]

Strangely enough, my brother doesn't pronounce the g in words like "sing." So he actually says "seen a sawn." I have no idea where that comes from.

That sounds more like a speech impediment than anything. When I was a child I had a hard time with G's and D's. He might have just opted to drop his terminal G's all together at an early age.

[BROUSER]

It's not blatant, I don't think anyone noticed until his wife did. My sister did speech class as a child. Then again, in Missouri, everyone from another area gets stuck in speech class. If you aren't fuhmeer, you talk funny and have to be re-learned. Before I was 7 years old, my family lived in 5 different states, ranging from western Pa. to Georgia to Texas. It's wonder I can even speak at all.

[gimpface]

My favorite is when you're getting something at O'Reilly's (or NAPA, or whatever the fuck) and some geezer will come in:

: Ah need me some oral, son.
:What?!
: ORAL! ORAL, Dammit! 15W-40 ORAL!
:Oh.