Bannister Mall

[KansasCity]

No it wasn't.

[hearse driver]

You should ask hearse driver how he feels about the new walmart they built on the site of the old blue ridge mall. (The other 'dead mall' you speak of)

fuck those fuckin fucks..... i practaly lived there , it was my home away from home.... i still have the blueprints so when im rich and famous i can build my own .... i evfen have concept drawings of projects that were never completed..... but i find myself at wal-marx every other day....

[Watcher]

No it wasn't.

Gotta say, I agree with KansasCity. I never felt unsafe at either Hypermart or Bannister Mall. I never saw it as that much of a high-crime area personally. The culture there changed over the last few years, but I don't think the crime rate changed that much.

[Barracuda]

i worked there (bannister mall) for 2 yrs. it got so bad by the time i left that i had to have police officers escort me to my car every night and they walked me to my store every morning. the mall hired kc police officers to work all day there and they kept really close watch over me and my employees. they'd even escort me to lunch if i ate upstairs in the food court. of course, i was the manager of fredericks of hollywood so i dealt with LOTS of unsavory characters and had to call the cops several times. damn filthy men think just cuz you work in a store full of crotchless panties and garter belts you're gonna "model" everything.

ps-watcher! dude, we're damn near neighbors! i live just south of belton.

[Watcher]

damn filthy men think just cuz you work in a store full of crotchless panties and garter belts you're gonna "model" everything.

Have you ever seen the Jeff Foxworthy sketch about Victoria's Secret. I think you would find it rather humorous - it's kind of like looking at it from the other end. Jeff is afraid in the skit that the people in the store are going to think he is one of these guys... just because he likes to handle the merchandise.

"Security to the bra aisle..."

Not surprised you live in this area - you did work in Bannister Mall for a while. I assume you would not have wanted to work there unless it was close to home.

[Barracuda]

oh i never assumed the men who came in were perverts. it was only when one would approach me and say, "damn, baby, i'd drink your bathwater. why don't you put this on and meet me in the dressing room so i can take your picture", that's when i'd assume they were perverts. or the guy that asked me if i'd "help him with his audio business" by meeting him later and let him record me making "moaning sounds" for him to sell.

[Watcher]

oh i never assumed the men who came in were perverts. it was only when one would approach me and say, "damn, baby, i'd drink your bathwater. why don't you put this on and meet me in the dressing room so i can take your picture", that's when i'd assume they were perverts. or the guy that asked me if i'd "help him with his audio business" by meeting him later and let him record me making "moaning sounds" for him to sell.

Lines like that don't even work when I use them on my wife, and she *wants* to have sex with me. If they don't work on somebody who is willing, I doubt the would work on anybody who wasn't.

Of course, when I was single I wasn't dumb enough to think the salesperson in a lingerie store would want a date, so I doubt we are dealing with rocket scientists here.

[ropingk]

so cuda them are "NOT GOOD LINES"

[Barracuda]

ya, those are NOT good lines. and just so all you men know, it's not less offensive when you ask a chick if you can take a picture of her ass if you add, "don't worry, i don't want a picture of your face. just your ass". that is NOT going to change her mind.

[KansasCity]

Yeah because in Cuda's case, her ass is her face.

[ropingk]

KansasCity if Cuda and Hiccup get togther you are probaly like in really really big trouble---I mean i could be wron but-------

[Watcher]

I am glad I will not be between those two and KansasCity.

[KansasCity]

Thank god I don't plan on seeing those 2 ever again. Wait, why Hiccup? Soley based on sisterhood, or did I say something about her I don't recall?

[ropingk]

Hey Cuda I know that most on here are not country fans but would any of these lines work (The song Ticks---Brad Paisley)

Every time you take a sip
in this smokey atmosphere
you press that bottle to your lips
AND I WISH I WAS YOUR BEER
IN the small there of your back
Your jeans are playing Peekaboo
Id like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo

You know every guy in here tonight
Would like to take you home
But ive got way more class than that
Babe that aint what i want

Hey that gives me a idea
lets get out of the bar
Drive out into the country
And find a place to park

Cause Id like to see you out in the moonlight
ID like to kiss you way back in the sticks
Id like to walk you throught a feild of wildflowers
AND ID LIKE TO CHECK YOU FOR TICKS

You never know where one might be
Theres lots of places that are hard to reach
AINT NOTHING ALLOWED to crawl all over you tonight but me

I know the perfect little path
Out in these woods i used to hunt
Dont worry bave Ive got your back
AND ID LOVE TO HAVR YOUR FROUNT

its not perfect but its close

[Barracuda]

Yeah because in Cuda's case, her ass is her face.

that was so 2nd grade the only proper comeback would be, "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?!"