Rivercut/riverbluff cave question

[RV driver]

But I'm sure that a 3rd-grade playground "insult" will be far less embarrassing to you than an actual, grown-up apology.

Maybe if you post a couple more irrelevant paragraphs about your personal life he'll apologize. Also you should try to act like a victim and be overly upset. Those are all keys here.

Maybe I don't give a rat's ass if he apologizes or not. Also, you should try to act sarcastic with your "advice." Those are all keys to fostering great forum relationships, too.

[RV driver]

You must have been sick the day they taught "rude behavior avoidance" in kindergarten. You're 46 -- grow the fuck up!

Funny you should mention that. I never went to kindergarten. It wasn't offered where I lived at the time. True story. That does not, however, change the fact that you are an overly sensitive fucking prick. Probably causes you issues with premature ejaculation. That would make me cranky, too. I will accept an admission to this fact in lieu of an actual apology.

It shows. Perhaps you should consider remediation in that department? It might help you obsess less about my anatomy and help you concentrate more on learning how to achieve your own erection, rather than living vicariously through others in this forum.

I'd be happy if you'd simply accept the fact that no one cares about your "analysis" of my emotional condition, or your overly-developed fascination with male body parts.

Or maybe your whole life centers around pee-pee jokes?

[BROUSER]

I'd be happy if you'd simply accept the fact that no one cares about your "analysis" of my emotional condition, or your overly-developed fascination with male body parts.

Or maybe your whole life centers around pee-pee jokes?

Evidently you cared enough to comment. And I'm flattered, but I can't date you. I gave up dating emotionally stunted narcissists when I got married.

Of course. the whole reason my life centers around pee-pee jokes is because my whole life centers around my pee-pee. It has to. Thing is so huge it generates its own field of gravity.

[RV driver]

I'd be happy if you'd simply accept the fact that no one cares about your "analysis" of my emotional condition, or your overly-developed fascination with male body parts.

Or maybe your whole life centers around pee-pee jokes?

Evidently you cared enough to comment. And I'm flattered, but I can't date you. I gave up dating emotionally stunted narcissists when I got married.

Of course. the whole reason my life centers around pee-pee jokes is because my whole life centers around my pee-pee. It has to. Thing is so huge it generates its own field of gravity.

IOW: you gave up masturbation when you got married. The Missus must be so pwoud!

Rush Limbaugh is huge enough to generate his own gravitational field. And he's a big, fat idiot too.

[BROUSER]

Rush Limbaugh is huge enough to generate his own gravitational field. And he's a big, fat idiot too.

You've been peeking when I shower. My penis bears a remarkable resemblance to Rush Limbaugh. But I don't refer to my penis as an idiot where it can hear. I'm kind of afraid of making it angry.

[RV driver]

Rush Limbaugh is huge enough to generate his own gravitational field. And he's a big, fat idiot too.

You've been peeking when I shower. My penis bears a remarkable resemblance to Rush Limbaugh. But I don't refer to my penis as an idiot where it can hear. I'm kind of afraid of making it angry.

I knew there was a reason I was developing cataracts...

No, probably not a good idea to demoralize the little fella. You might develop reptile dysfunction. (That's where the little snake won't hiss anymore.)

[BROUSER]

Lame. Previous efforts were better. Particularly liked the masturbation one.

[slow_walker]

I'm not sure if anyone noticed, but there is VERY LITTLE information about Riverbluff cave in this thread. I am very disappoint.

Also, I'm beginning to think maybe we should create a thread titled "Cockfighting: Pricks & Dicks Face Off" to sort of keep the constant, rampant ego bashing forum fun in a more centralized location. Not that I mind too much when a 4 page post about something related to UE gets sidetracked into 8 more pages of manly insult slinging, but these little tiny posts that derail immediately and end up not actually containing any useful information for those of us who don't have dicks to wave around and show off... these make me sad.

[Nicotti]

those of us who don't have dicks to wave around and show off... these make me sad.

I'd be sad too if I didn't have one to wave around and show off.

You could get an operation to fix that problem or maybe keep a long floppy plastic one in your purse for the purpose, not quite the same but cheaper than the op, I assume.

[BROUSER]

Hey, I moved it to "Other." Should I have changed the title to "RV Driver asks for the fourth time about a racetrack instead of trying to do some original research, gets overly sensitive, brags about recent accomplishments; BROUSER acts the ass, as usual: dick waving mayhem ensues"?

[RV driver]

Maybe we should just have a special section for those who want to locate their big dog, Dick.


Or is that "their big dog dick?"

[BagHead727]

Also, I'm beginning to think maybe we should create a thread titled "Cockfighting: Pricks & Dicks Face Off" to sort of keep the constant, rampant ego bashing forum fun in a more centralized location.

We could do that, and from the tone of this post it seems as though you could win. ;)

[RV driver]

Also, I'm beginning to think maybe we should create a thread titled "Cockfighting: Pricks & Dicks Face Off" to sort of keep the constant, rampant ego bashing forum fun in a more centralized location.

We could do that, and from the tone of this post it seems as though you could win.

No. My dog wasn't named Dick. We just called him "The Octagon."

[Nicotti]

RV Driver asks for the fourth time about a racetrack instead of trying to do some original research, gets overly sensitive, brags about recent accomplishments; BROUSER acts the ass, as usual: dick waving mayhem ensues

I think there's a character limit to thread titles isn't there? If not, I say go for it.

[slow_walker]

Also, I'm beginning to think maybe we should create a thread titled "Cockfighting: Pricks & Dicks Face Off" to sort of keep the constant, rampant ego bashing forum fun in a more centralized location.

We could do that, and from the tone of this post it seems as though you could win.

No. My dog wasn't named Dick. We just called him "The Octagon."

I have no idea what's going on here, but apparently neither do you.